When you use a public restroom or “John” (primarily outhouses and rest areas” and you are in such a hurry you don’t notice the fecal matter of a previous defecator on the toilet. Then as you are pulling your pants or “Jeans” back up after finishing, you accidentally slide them through the feces that was on the toilet Only, to discover that you are covered in another persons shit at a later and most inopportune time. (Also commonly referred to as a “Montana Mudslide”)
“That Townsend man came to the meeting with John Jeans after stopping at the rest area on Homestake pass and thought nobody noticed but the smell was not so discreet”
by Schnitthead April 11, 2026
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