Definitions by Schnitthead
John Jeans
When you use a public restroom or “John” (primarily outhouses and rest areas” and you are in such a hurry you don’t notice the fecal matter of a previous defecator on the toilet. Then as you are pulling your pants or “Jeans” back up after finishing, you accidentally slide them through the feces that was on the toilet Only, to discover that you are covered in another persons shit at a later and most inopportune time. (Also commonly referred to as a “Montana Mudslide”)
“That Townsend man came to the meeting with John Jeans after stopping at the rest area on Homestake pass and thought nobody noticed but the smell was not so discreet”
John Jeans by Schnitthead April 11, 2026
Tennessee Time
The unique phenomenon of the very understanding of time itself lost in translation from Tennessee to anywhere else in the world. Often misconstrued as rudeness or a complete lack of social etiquette, when a person from Tennessee schedules a time to meet, gather or online game with “friends”.
Medz told us he would be online in 15 minutes, it’s only been an hour but in Tennessee time it will likely still be 30-45 minutes before he is online.
Tennessee Time by Schnitthead May 21, 2025
Sheridan Tsunami
When a new player in destiny, through complete and total ineptitude causes a wave of catastrophic events leading to 5 other players despising them so much much that they eventually throw a five man gang band style teabag party on his corpse.
Sheridan Tsunami by Schnitthead September 3, 2022