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1. Unfunny "comedian" who was once host of Talk Soup and currently has a "show" on the TV Guide Channel.

2. Any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.
1. I would rather channel surf than have to listen/see John Henson rattle off unfunny sayings.

2. Ew! Look at that fucked up John Henson on that guy's head!
by The Tyler July 31, 2006
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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