1. Unfunny "comedian" who was once host of Talk Soup and currently has a "show" on the TV Guide Channel.
2. Any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.
2. Any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.
1. I would rather channel surf than have to listen/see John Henson rattle off unfunny sayings.
2. Ew! Look at that fucked up John Henson on that guy's head!
2. Ew! Look at that fucked up John Henson on that guy's head!
by The Tyler July 31, 2006
Get the John Hensonmug.