John Han 

John Hannoun (Jown-HaAn) Is a humble and humorous person. He excels in all categories. This is not a real life reference.

A John Han is most usually describing a person of high intelligence, and also of a nice/kind personality.

Example Wow, you're a John Han!

John Han by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 16, 2021

han duv john 

its a noun, and if a girl likes you one second and is unsure the next... then she is a han duv john

She's being such a han duv john, one minute shes all over me and the next she's with another dude.

han duv john by willbryant February 20, 2011

John Hancock 

A signature. Derives from John Hancock's signature, which was written in large letters, on the Declaration of Independence.

Could you please put your John Hancock on this form so that I can turn it in?

John Hancock by rieux November 29, 2003

John Hanley 

A term used to describe a sexual position, and situation. Whereby a man performs anal sex on a women, and just before finishing the man pulls out and proceeds to retrieve, and throw his bowling ball on top of his partner. After this the man immediately releases his creamy load and records the data gathered into Table 1 using all of the proper units.

I performed the John Hanley last night and boy..... it was great.

Joe Marty's favorite sexual act.

John Hanley by Joe Marty July 1, 2011

John Hancock 

(n.) American shipping magnate and possible smuggler who became famous for his role in the American Revolution. He served as President of the Second Continental Congress, was famously a signatory to the Declaration of Independence, and later became the first post colonial governor of Massachusetts. In addition to these accomplishments, Hancock was a prolific author on the subject of masturbation. He wrote several authoritative treatises on the matter (several of which were banned on the orders of George Washington), and famously challenged the widely-held opinion of his fellow Founding Father, Dr. Benjamin Rush, that masturbation caused blindness and hairy palms.

John Hancock was one of America's most illustrious founding fathers and early sex educators.

John Hancock by Dylan *@*@DaShizz@*@* July 29, 2009

John Hancock 

One's singnature(John Hancock was the first to sign the Declaration of Independence.)

All checks must have your John Hancock to prove that you wrote them.

John Hancock by Light Joker May 23, 2005

John Hannibal Smith 

Colonel John Hannibal Smith, referred to generally as Hannibal, or Hannibal Smith is the leader of the black ops unit from the television series the A-team. Hannibal Smith's signature from the show were his omnipresent cigar and notable catchphrase: "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannibal was famous in the show for his brilliant plans which would solve the problems his team faced.

John Hannibal Smith is a bad-ass.

John Hannibal Smith by A-team fan February 26, 2011