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John Candy 

A great big, huge fat white line, guarenteed to bring a grin to your face.
"Hey Gumbo, I've lined up loads of John Candy's - come and get yours"
John Candy by Shoft-Cock October 9, 2011

John Candy 

Marijuana ; derived from the term 'canadian' (John Candy was from canada)
Im pimpin some John Candy.
John Candy by Distro January 23, 2004

john candy 

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.
What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy
john candy by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

John Candelori 

One should not name there spawn John especially with the last name Candelori. Both first and last name are given for a straight bitch. Don’t do this to your spawn or they will be a bitch, it’s so sad.
John Candelori is a bitch
John Candelori by Castro December 3, 2018
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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