Shoft-Cock's definitions

Gumbo's Knob

An expression used to insult men with tiny penises, with great sarcasm, as no-one has got a cock the massive size of Gumbo.

Commonly used phrases include:

Your cock is tiny compared to Gumbo's Knob.

Gumbo's Knob is just the best.

I absolutely need something as huge as Gumbo's Knob.

by Shoft-Cock July 20, 2011

John Candy

A great big, huge fat white line, guarenteed to bring a grin to your face.

"Hey Gumbo, I've lined up loads of John Candy's - come and get yours"

by Shoft-Cock October 9, 2011