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John Carter 

To fearfully rename a property in such a way that it loses all its original appeal and distinguishing qualities.
GCB used to be called Good Christian Bitches, but it got John Cartered and now you can't tell what it's about.

Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23 got retitled Apartment 23, but they realized they John Cartered it, so they changed it to Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23.
John Carter by Orange A-peel May 23, 2012
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John Carter 

jackass and a noob as well as never wrong
Quit acting like a john Carter
John Carter by Cool space ranger December 22, 2019