A cross breed between an arachnid and human being. A John has the capabilities of spinning silk webs from their rectum and mouth simultaneously.
by Merpaderpa December 10, 2013
A man who has a heart, and a brain, and some courage. He shouldn't stand on tables, and a little weight isn't bad. Lots of freckles, and red Edward-Cullen like hair. He isn't too in it with anything, but makes a great match with other people. eg. a Christina.
by Twilightslittlehopelessromantc October 23, 2011
Someone who comes from London, or more London way than wherever the user of the word is from.
The recievers of the term are named johns because of the outside perception that everyone from london (males mainly) call each other "john" as a by-word for "mate or fellow."
Heard in the East Anglia area in the populations with the regional dialect of English.
Is used less often these days since most people in london are not the percieved cockneys that they once were since mass immigration to the city since the 1960s. Also people in East Anglia now commonly work in London and therefore now know better, and meeting a London is far more common than before.
The recievers of the term are named johns because of the outside perception that everyone from london (males mainly) call each other "john" as a by-word for "mate or fellow."
Heard in the East Anglia area in the populations with the regional dialect of English.
Is used less often these days since most people in london are not the percieved cockneys that they once were since mass immigration to the city since the 1960s. Also people in East Anglia now commonly work in London and therefore now know better, and meeting a London is far more common than before.
by Essex/Suffolk Lad June 10, 2011
by densloww May 5, 2014
John has a 17 inch dick that likes to have sex with all the women at a party. He also has broen hair is tall and has a six pack.
by Ddppaof February 14, 2019
by Gottad December 23, 2016