noun: angry middle aged virgin; entitled little man that has a standing date night with his female dog. Often spoiled and/or living off inheritance money with or near his parents. When found in public easily identified by their short stature and receding hairline, often in a truck with dogs in cab instead of bed of truck.
Keely : “Hey Ami, you know that one Jeffesina from the farm? He came in today to prepare for his movie date - popcorn and Begginstrips.”
Antonio: Hola, Jose, The pinche Jeffesina was looking for you, guey. I told him you were walking his dogs, ese! He took off hella fast, holmes!
1.To pull a flinch, including closing eyes, or gestures moving away from a harmful action, such as a fake punch.
There are bigger manifestations the larger the flinch.
As are: Super Joffee, Mega Joffee, Virtual Joffee, Airborne Joffee.
"Hey dude," *pretends to throw remote control*
*Second guy flinches*
"Joffee."
"Shut up."
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.