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Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

Phony name Homer Simpson uses to ask moe the bartender for advice in the Season 5 episode "The last Temptation of Homer. Also coincidentally one of moe's tavern's regular customers as well, making it one of the funniest simpson's jokes of all time.
Homer "Moe I need your advice"
Moe "Yeah?"
Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
(Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"
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Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

The worst alias you can assume. Taken from The Simpsons.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

(Simpsons) 1. The name Homer Simpson comes up for someone else with when he's in Moe's Tavern.
Moe: What's his name?
Homer: Joey Joe-Joe Junior...Shabadoo?"
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard!
(A man is sitting on the other side of the bar runs off crying after he hear Moe say that.)

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo 

A name that Homer Simpson makes up in season 5, episode 9: The Last Temptation of Homer. He is in love with fellow worker Mindy and asks Moe for advice with this name, which is also the name of one of Moe's regulars.
Homer: "Moe, I need your advice."
Moe: "Yeah?"
Homer: "See, I got this friend named... Joey Joe Joe... Junior... Shabadoo?"
(A man in the back of the bar appears interested)
Moe: "That's the worst name I ever heard."
(Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo looks up, then runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: "Hey! Joey Joe Joe!"
Homer: "Aw, what the hell, it's me!"

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026