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Joevia
Brutally honest, spoiled but does not realizes it. Very chill but a procrastinate queen and blessed with friends. Loves animals. Talkative but feels intoverted. Friendly and kind. Forgetful. Optimistic and sarcastic. Likes to judge with friends. A blunt person. Blessed with visuals but still not glowing up.
joevia
Friendly and kind. Blessed with friends. Forgetful, straightforward, optimistic and sarcastic. Blunt and likes to judge with friends. Loves animals and ice cream. Brutally honest. Blessed with visuals, late at glowing up. Very clever and chill but a procrastinate queen.
Friend: I don't like her
Joevia: Same
Friend: Are you done with the math assignment?
Joevia: We have assignments?
Joevia: Same
Friend: Are you done with the math assignment?
Joevia: We have assignments?
Jovian
Keep anyone named jovian. They are the most kind human species. They will do anything for their loved ones. Especially with their partners. Even they are in pain. They still want anyone to be happy. They will make happy anyone first than themselves. They are not selfish. They are giving. They are happy when they see others happy.
Jovia
Jovia is a girl that is the most wonderful person in the world . She is the best girlfriend. Excellent at loving. She is the person who takes everyone’s pains . Her eyes speak a lot . The most emotional yet the strongest of all. Sometimes even used in the place of love.
She is so adorable, I Jovia her.
Joelia
A girl who could easily have (and deserves) the world if she wanted, but she’d be happy with a trip to walgreens. She loves you, you, you, and even you. Once you have her, hold her close.
Joelia by cameronjam January 7, 2021
Jovian Sunspot
A drink from the television series Babylon 5.
It originated from the Zeus bar on the Io Transfer Station. Served in a cocktail glass, the ingredients are added in the following order:
-Ice
-1/4 cup Cream of Coconut
-3 tbsp Bottled Cranberry-Apple Juice
-2 tbsp Vodka
-2 tbsp Orange Juice
I doubt this tastes good.
It originated from the Zeus bar on the Io Transfer Station. Served in a cocktail glass, the ingredients are added in the following order:
-Ice
-1/4 cup Cream of Coconut
-3 tbsp Bottled Cranberry-Apple Juice
-2 tbsp Vodka
-2 tbsp Orange Juice
I doubt this tastes good.
Jovian Sunspot by AndreasE September 26, 2005
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.