A white male aged 18-25 years from the suburbs who acts hard but is just a poser. Found mostly in colleges, they are identifiable by their fake limps, straight-brimmed baseball hats turned to the side, popped collars and insatiable desire to be black. Should be called out and laughed at anytime the opportunity arises.
Me: Hey look at this Joe Badass in the car next to us.
Murphy: I heard this douche bag's ghetto bass from the goddamn parking lot.
Me: He must get loads of pussy with those plastic Ames rims.
Murphy: I heard this douche bag's ghetto bass from the goddamn parking lot.
Me: He must get loads of pussy with those plastic Ames rims.
by David Puddy February 27, 2006
Guy1: What tha hell is goin on?
Guy2: James came in and caught is girlfriend cheating and went billy joe badass on all her shit.
Guy2: James came in and caught is girlfriend cheating and went billy joe badass on all her shit.
by RegulataJay April 25, 2011