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A beautiful girl with fiery red hair, she is small and cute, has a sweet smile and while she seems innocent she is actually pretty dirty minded. Jodie-Alice is amazing at being a ninja , it doesn't matter what everyone else says because to lots of us she is the best thing in the world, how wonderful.
boy: hey dude, didn't you go out with Jodie-Alice?

Jack: yeah , but i was a right twat to her.

boy:.. *kills jack* you're a douche, you know that?
by nearlyaninjarr June 06, 2010
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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