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Joanet is a totally drop dead gorgeous lady with the most beautiful brown eyes. She is very sweet and will never hesitate to make you smile.
"Oh wow! Look at Joanet, I wish I was just like Joanet!"
Joanet by Kinohai September 1, 2021
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Johnetta 

A girl that's usually really pretty, modest, usually shy or quiet until you get to know her. A lover and fighter. Usually smart. A little weird. Always laughing, goofy but will lay someone out if need be.
Who's Johnetta?

The quiet girl that's always laughing at you.
Johnetta by _lovejones215 June 18, 2018
Janeth is the one person that can never switch up on u. People call her fake but she’s the realest out their and no one will ever take her place. She’s honest and will accept u for who u are. Don’t talk shii to her or be mean because she will beat ur ass up no lie. She’s childish but very funny anyways If u have a janeth in ur life appreciate her and honor her bc she will do the same maybe her life suck so u have to help her out because she deserves it. Back her up and accept her decisions if she’s sad do everything in ur power to make her happy. Don’t be rude to any of her friends because she will beat the shii out of u. And don’t be the fake friend that uses her be honest because Being friends with Janeth is like a blessing. She’s smart, nice, pretty, amazing, and funny. Give her a smile and never switch up on her because she doesn’t deserve ppl switching up on her bc she doesn’t switch up. If ur dating her be loyal appreciate her tell her how beautiful she is and how nice she is. Don’t break her heart because she has friends that will hurt u. Anyways just Janeth will always be there for u no matter what and she will always help u thru tuff shii be nice to her💖 and love her cherish every moment u have with her💓
Person 1) who’s that girl
Person 2) that’s Janeth duhh I mean she’s very beautiful how can u not know
Person 1) oh yeah she’s also very nice unless u get her mad
A really amazing friend that is like a sister to you. They will always have your back and listen to you.
That person is janeth.
Janeth by Eriay July 11, 2019
Hard to find
Very special
Beautiful

Nice smile
Funny
CLUMSY
Easy to talk to
Brightens your day
Chills like a villain

Cute voice
You're lucky to talk to Janett treat her right.
Janett by Clark_kent May 12, 2014

Janet de Spaceship 

One with a face that goes ~wamb~ like the front of an airplane or, spaceship, in it's aerodynamicy and shape. A Janet de Spaceship moved easily through air currents, although some of her extremities limit her flow. These extremities sometimes include sirens, hair, rockets, fat rolls, bracelets, and sometimes wheels. The face is accentuated by a large nasal horn, or sometimes, cavity which radiates bitchiness and retardedness.

A 'Janet de Spaceship' is usually a drunk whore.
"That chick's nose is ****ing huge, she looks like a Janet de Spaceship."

"You're too drunk, Janet, let's get you back to your spaceship."
Janette is a girl who looks like she is quiet. But is loud, energetic, funny and sassy. She is really pretty but her beauty is hidden. She is smart but is underestimated. She is good at working independently, but prefers working in groups. She seems super happy. But is suffering from a little bit of depression. Some people might judge her at first, but once they get to know her they start to like her.
boy: look at janette, shes soo cute
girl: ya, shes littt
Janette by Mayastoocool4u September 30, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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