JMJ

Jesus Mary Joseph

Instead of saying OMG (Oh My God!) all the time when surprised...

"JMJ...I don't believe this"

by Frog123 July 06, 2006

JMJ

Jam Master Jay
The DJ From RUN-DMC, one of the best hip-hop groups of all time

kid 1:Who are the best old school DJs?
kid 2: There's Flash, Kool Herc and Premo of course... but no one can spin it like JMJ

by Flave May 08, 2004

JMJ

in dutch
when some 1 asks u: everything is good?
ur saying ja met jou (in dutch)
or by short: JMJ

or whens he asks u: alles goed?
ur saying jmj.

Person #1: " yo, Everything is good?
Person #2: "JMJ?

by Farranush July 11, 2010

jmj

jmj is an abbriviaton for juggle my junk

as in come shake my penis

hey i just got done peeing come jmj

by this guyyy February 05, 2011

Jmj

Jmj is a shitty school, where there’s a lot of beef and greasy students. Not one would likes jmj

I hate jmj

by Yoyolady124 January 17, 2019

JMJ

Jim, my jewel!

I love JMJ!

by Sweetjulie March 26, 2023