JMJ

Jesus Mary Joseph

Instead of saying OMG (Oh My God!) all the time when surprised...

by Frog123 September 5, 2008

Jam Master Jay
The DJ From RUN-DMC, one of the best hip-hop groups of all time

kid 1:Who are the best old school DJs?
kid 2: There's Flash, Kool Herc and Premo of course... but no one can spin it like JMJ

by Flave May 8, 2004

in dutch
when some 1 asks u: everything is good?
ur saying ja met jou (in dutch)
or by short: JMJ

or whens he asks u: alles goed?
ur saying jmj.

Person #1: " yo, Everything is good?
Person #2: "JMJ?

by Farranush July 11, 2010

jmj

jmj is an abbriviaton for juggle my junk

as in come shake my penis

by this guyyy February 23, 2011

Jmj is a shitty school, where there’s a lot of beef and greasy students. Not one would likes jmj

I hate jmj

by Yoyolady124 January 17, 2019

by Sweetjulie March 26, 2023