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A commonly used expression derived from jk meaning "just kiddinging".
Prima: lol haha u suck xD
Secunda: What makes you say that?
Prima: dude i was jking
Secunda: You were just kiddinging?
Prima: fuk u
jking by MayorPork November 22, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Meaning: Just kiddinging
Ellie I was jking.
Jking by Chiliaiaiaaiaiaia April 22, 2020
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Jingle Jangle Jewellery 

Testicular decorations
Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

jizz jingle 

The natural sound someone makes when they cum.
And when he came, his Jizz Jingle was a gutteral growl right in my ear!
jizz jingle by WeeFinnegan January 30, 2021

Jingle my Change 

To not wear underpants, allowing one's testicles to bounce around like a coin purse. This is most applicable when wearing loose-fitting, wide-crotch pants.
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit. I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute.
Jingle my Change by RedRockRun October 18, 2013
Jingled is when a sports fan, typically a Utah Jazz fan tricks an unexpected victim into clicking on a link which actually leads them to a meme of NBA basketball Superstar Joe Ingles with a caption that reads "You friccin moron, you just got JINGLED!"

In the meme, The prolific star Joe Inglesis featured wearing a Santa Hat accompanied by a photo of jingle bells and Christmas bows.

The meme is mainly used on Reddit and Twitter

Compare to being Rick rolled
I was reading through reddit and came across a link that said "Ben Simmons is trash and here's why" but it lead me to a picture/meme of the best player in the world Joe Ingles -76ers fan

EVEN I GOT JINGLED! -Donald Trump

JINGLED, ONCE AGAIN! -ESPN
Jingled by The Real Joe Ingles April 15, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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