jizzlenut 

a beautiful penis on a beautiful man's body

That dudes has jizzlenuts!

jizzlenut by zoeyy101 July 9, 2011

Jizzlenut Sweatsuit 

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.

Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!

Jizzlenut Sweatsuit by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011

sizzlenuts 

when a guy dips his balls into a deep fryer

I love a good cockburger with a side of sizzlenuts.

sizzlenuts by Blue Couch Mike Chilton February 28, 2020

Jizzleneck

Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.

Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"

Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"

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Jizzleneck by Ty Does Moose Stuff June 5, 2016

jayzlenut 

Dreamy cocktail...double Frangelico, double Kahlua, single vody, dash of milk + little bit of Jay = voila

That’s a decent Jayzlenut

jayzlenut by Harlot Hunter March 9, 2019

jizzlet 

(actual definition) a drop of jizz dangling from any object just about to drip but just wont fall..

she has a jizzlet hanging off her chin

jizzlet by abearproductions September 18, 2010

jizzenate 

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.

Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool

jizzenate by Mgay July 28, 2009