Jizzknuckle 

<noun> A person which is reknowned for their spectacular hand-job-giving abilities.

Antonym: "The White Knuckler"

Sarah is such a jizzknuckle. I think I may be in love.

Jizzknuckle by Baron von Stiffington January 27, 2012

holy jizzknockers 

Used to express surprise or fear; or any other extreme emotion.

Cretin 1: did you hear that 'The Big OC' ragged that ho so hard her ring split?

Cretin 2: Holy jizzknockers! He is one savage bastard!

holy jizzknockers by Bigbadsolutions December 26, 2020