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Jizz trap 

A girl who claims to be on the pill, in order to get herself pregnant therefore making it immpossible for you to break up with her.
Mike: "I heard Katie is pregnant, you dumbass, i told you to wear protection."
Kyle: "That dirty Jizz Trap told me she was on the pill."
Jizz trap by AndrewB June 5, 2005

jizz trap 

Jennifer Lopez
That ho J Lo is such a jizz trap!
jizz trap by bran is good August 27, 2003

jizz trap 

Hey man, your mom's mouth is a jizz trap
jizz trap by Professor Booty January 2, 2004

jizz-trap 

1. Female whom enjoys having jizz in her trap.

see also: cumslut; Jenna Jameson.
Man that bitch i took out was one hell of a jizz-trap!!!!

Jizz-Trap 

The act of tricking someone into an unfortunate experience involving ejaculate.
I thought I was spreading mayo onto my turkey sandwich, but it turned out to be cum!!! Damnit Shandy, another successful jizz-trap!
Jizz-Trap by J. Cooper December 28, 2004

jizztrap 

person who catches all cum shot at them
Talen is a fucking jizztrap
jizztrap by breck March 31, 2005
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