Jizz trap

A girl who claims to be on the pill, in order to get herself pregnant therefore making it immpossible for you to break up with her.

Mike: "I heard Katie is pregnant, you dumbass, i told you to wear protection."
Kyle: "That dirty Jizz Trap told me she was on the pill."

by AndrewB May 30, 2005

jizz trap

A term referring to a woman, either by questionable morals or intelligence, has allowed herself to be the willing recipient of a long history of creampies, to such excess that she dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle.

That stupid jizz trap gave me the clap!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

jizz-trap

1. Female whom enjoys having jizz in her trap.

see also: cumslut; Jenna Jameson.

Man that bitch i took out was one hell of a jizz-trap!!!!

by leader of the anti mullet/anti riceboy brigade March 10, 2003

jizz trap

Jennifer Lopez

That ho J Lo is such a jizz trap!

by bran is good August 27, 2003

Jizz-Trap

The act of tricking someone into an unfortunate experience involving ejaculate.

I thought I was spreading mayo onto my turkey sandwich, but it turned out to be cum!!! Damnit Shandy, another successful jizz-trap!

by J. Cooper December 28, 2004

jizz trap

Your mother's mouth

Hey man, your mom's mouth is a jizz trap

by Professor Booty January 03, 2004