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Jizz Goggles

When a girl looks so hot wearing glasses, that it makes a guy want to cum on her face. Hence, making them jizz goggles.
Rushi said to Tyler, "Damn, Sasha looks good wearing those jizz goggles today."
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jizz goggles

goggles used to protect the eyes while a giant load is blown on the face.
She used the jizz goggles to shield her eyes from flying semen.
jizz goggles by Slash September 16, 2003

jizz goggles

Either prescription or sun glasses that blocks an eye full of ejaculate.
Check out those huge jizz goggles on that chick.
jizz goggles by khemeckal August 28, 2005
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