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jizz cup 

that chick has a large jizz cup
jizz cup by comeonalready December 18, 2005
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Jizz Cup 

A cup that is kept handy at all times for those who give blow jobs and don't swallow. This cup is used to spit the cum into, once the man has ejaculated.
My sister keeps a jizz cup next to her bed and i mistakenly picked it up and too a drink of it, thinking it was milk.
Jizz Cup by lovinglife.xoxo May 17, 2014

Jizz Cup 

A cup that is kept handy at all times for those who give blow jobs and don't swallow. This cup is used to spit the cum into, once the man has ejaculated.
My sister keeps a jizz cup next to her bed and I mistakenly picked it up and took a drink of it, thinking it was milk.
Jizz Cup by lovinglife.xoxo May 17, 2014

jizz cup 

that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys
i missed exploding in the jizz cup, insted i hit nurse R.N. Qutorious in the fucking ass neck.
jizz cup by james thurmus July 11, 2003

Jizz Cup-Catcher Chin 

The little dent in the chin that catches excess sperm while being on the receiving side of the ejaculator: evolution's way of letting us know it’s an ally of the LGBTQ+, with a special focus on homosexual activities.
"When Joey gets an unsuspected spray of sperm from a trick, he can rest easy knowing that due to his JIZZ CUP-CATCHER CHIN, the mess will be less."
Jizz Cup-Catcher Chin by MAGAcult January 26, 2025
1. a cup in which one jizzes.
2. vagina
1. Dude, hand me that cup, Im gonna Jizz in it.
2. Kate's Jizzcup sure is tight.
Jizzcup by taintmaster666 January 1, 2009
the women who gives you the "clap"...
Calm the fuck down or i will jizzcup your ass.
You got jizzcupped!!
jizzcup by marty and chris May 26, 2009
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