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Jiszory
Noun
1. A factory for producing an exurbanite amount of of semen. Often used in conjunction with a butter dumpster. Can be used as an insult towards somebody who masturbates too much.
2. A man who masturbates and saves his own semen.
3. A storage facility where people can go to obtain semen.
1. A factory for producing an exurbanite amount of of semen. Often used in conjunction with a butter dumpster. Can be used as an insult towards somebody who masturbates too much.
2. A man who masturbates and saves his own semen.
3. A storage facility where people can go to obtain semen.
1. Person 1: "I haven't seen Josh in days. I bet he has been masturbating."
Person 2: "What a fucking jiszory."
2. Person 1 : "What the hell is in this jar? It looks like jizz!"
Person 2: "It is."
Person 3: "Oh, you're a fucking jiszory!"
3. Jenny went a jiszory to get pregnant.
Person 2: "What a fucking jiszory."
2. Person 1 : "What the hell is in this jar? It looks like jizz!"
Person 2: "It is."
Person 3: "Oh, you're a fucking jiszory!"
3. Jenny went a jiszory to get pregnant.
Jiszory by DarthDanPa November 18, 2009
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