2 definitions by Billy Nurnell

Jimp, or to jimp, is the hypothetical ejaculation or "jizzing" in your pants often followed by the subject experiencing something highly stimulating or pleasurable.

Derived from the phrase "Jizz in my pants"
When Austin beat his favorite video game he exclaimed, "I just jimped!"
by Billy Nurnell April 7, 2007
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After having anal sex with the usage of a dildo, the dildo is slapped across the face of the person who just got penetrated forming a shit unibrow (like Bert from Sesame Street). Essentially a bert with a dildo. (See bert)

dildo + bert = dilbert
After dildo-butt raping me, Miguel gave me a ferociuos dilbert.
by Billy Nurnell April 27, 2006
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