Jim Paul Punay is the love of my life, he is the most amazing person I've ever met in my entire existence, he tends to cry (always hehe) because of some circumstance but he never gave up. He always makes me laugh, he is my source of strength, my partner in life, my safe sky. I love you so much
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.