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Jimmie Johnson 

Jimmie Kenneth Johnson is an American professional stock car racing driver whose last full time season ended in 2020. Jimmie Johnson is one of the most well know and definitely one of the best NASCAR drivers who has lived. He has won 7 championships, 5 of which were in row, and 83 wins. He is married to his wife Chandra and has two daughters named Lydia and Genevieve. He is a legend on and off the track and truly the best!
Jimmie Johnson has won his 7th NASCAR cup series championship!
Jimmie Johnson by NASCARFAN48 November 4, 2020
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jimmie johnson 

to recieve a blow job whilst operating a motor vehicle
while driving to school lynn gave omar a jimmie johnson
jimmie johnson by omar ahmed March 10, 2009

Jimmie Johnson

A Person Who Tries To Be Street Or Do Street Shit And Dont Succeed Or Fail At It Or If They Want To Be A Street Person
You A Jimmie Johnson Ass Nigga
You A Jimmie Johnson
Jimmie Johnson by Olb Mon January 26, 2026

Jimmie Johnson Did It! 

A phrase used by members of the race forum TBK.fameflame.dk to describe any NASCAR accident directly involving or in the general vicinity of Jimmie Johnson. Used often by members of TBK Radio. Other variates are "Jimmy Johnson Did It" and "Jimmy JAWNSON Did It"
Major accident in turn two, that was Jimmie Johnson Did It!

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026