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Contrary to popular beleif it does not mean "Holy War" that is right, those commercials lied to you. It's an Arabic word that means to struggle for a greater good.
by Awesomeaida February 21, 2005
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an idiot, moron, or fucktard. Inspired by a level on Heroes of Might and Magic.
Other guy: Along Came Polly is a good movie.
Me: You're such a fuckin jihad.
by Colin G. September 19, 2007
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1. when you've had enough and you are going to blow

2. When your standing next to someone with a bomb
Girl: This bank line is so damn long I am about to Jihad!
by Roxification July 13, 2005
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One of those insane shits, the ones that burn your ass hole upon leaving.
"Don't make me do a jihad on your face!"
by Vicster May 25, 2005
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Arabic Translation = Holy War
somehow they get "kill americans and jews and canadians and christians and europeans and clowns and doctors and soldiers and crippled people and computer technicians and coal miners and blind people and infants/toddlers and children and pre teens and teenagers and young adults and adults and women going through metapause and old men/all senior citizens..."
Iraqi 1: Jihad!
Iraqi 2: Down with the Americans, and clowns and doctors and computer technicians...
by Ozmaster Kolbsausage March 15, 2007
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A word meaning "journey" which was manipulated to mean "holy war" in the times just before the crusades when several muslim sects banned together to attempt to force christians out in order to expand their own territory, thus resulting in a christian "holy war" or crusade.
Although jihad has been contorted into a word simply meaning "killing christians" to extremist muslims it once actually meant something.
by Pirogoeth August 05, 2003
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Basically a Muslim ass-raping people in a really cowardly, asshole-raghead kinda way. People say it means a struggle for good, yeah, a struggle for good as in strapping a C4 to yourself. On the hole though, they are pretty stupid and cowardis. No offense or anything.
Jackass: I'm a jihad
n00b: Yeah, no way
by Razgriz April 15, 2006
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