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jib-tech 

Meth addict. Based on the slang word jib.
Synonymous: methhead, speedfreak, etc...
K : I can quit whenever i want.
J : Don't lie to yourself man, you're a jib-tech.
jib-tech by QuartzRox September 9, 2004

jib tech warrior 

slang term used to describe people who stay up for days on crystal meth and tech out, doing stuff like taking things apart into little tiny pieces, drawing intricate designs, obsessively cleaning or performing other repetitive and pointless tasks with an intensity that is typical of meth users.
He's techin out again with the rest of the warriors.

This town is full of jib tech warriors
jib tech warrior by littlerudegirl November 10, 2008

jib tech warrior 

A term used in British Columbia (Canada) to describe a male "jib tech" who stay up all day & night looking for things to steal.
He used to be a jib tech warrior.

jib tech warrior princess

The female version of the Jib tech warrior
We love our jib tech warrior princesses.

Jib Technician

A person who builds or modifies already prebuilt things high on meth, thinking that their make-shift modification has improved the object and convinced they are a jack of all trades who can "fix" almost anything. Kind of like a flailed out MacGyver or an on-one Mike Holmes. Often times than not, the jib technician that wants to learn the anatomy of, for example, a laptop, the tech will flail it apart and put it back together with some screws or pieces of the laptop missing thinking that it will be fine.
Ron is a red seal jib technician.
Jib Technician by Steadybeat August 8, 2020

jibtech warrior 

An individual who indulges in crystal meth on a regular basis.
see: Jibbernaught, Meth Head
- I am a jibtech warrior.
- Grandma is high again. I think she's a jibtech warrior.
jibtech warrior by techmystic October 26, 2004
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

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2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Utility beer 

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Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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