Jewpious

A man that gets self gratification from secretly ejaculating on brand specific (JPS) cigarettes, then dries them without raising suspicion from innocent JPS smoker victims.

Bryn offered Luke a ciggie in a very jewpious manner, then starred at him with a sly grin while he smoked one.

Jewpious by willinja January 23, 2017

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jewvious

when someone screws you out of money for fun.

my boss is always jewvious at payday

jewvious by pgedeon June 3, 2008

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Jewpious • Jewrious • jewvious

Jewrious

Tendency of Israelis to inquire if someone is Jewish or not.

Hi nice to meet you.

You too. Are you Jewish?

Why so jewrious?

Jewrious by Bo Lidegaard 3000 March 24, 2017

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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