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jew muffin 

Ashley wouldnt give me 5 bucks cause she's a jew muffin.
jew muffin by Kaitlin sonnnnnn August 18, 2007
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Jew Muffin 

A person who is cheap or irritating. Continues to bug the fuck out of others even after being asked to shut the fuck up.
That guy michael is a total jew muffin, he never shuts up.
Jew Muffin by LexxieDbblXX November 11, 2010

jerkmuffin 

a person who acts like a wuss or baby to manipulate people
Pablo: oh no, I dropped my ice cream, boo hoo
John: ha ha
Pablo: *sniff sniff* will you buy me a new one? *sniff sniff*
John: no way jerkmuffin
jerkmuffin by jerkob69 August 3, 2005

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026