Jewish Space Laser 

An unusual devise used to claim the foreskin of uncircumcised mens. resembles a lightsaber and runs off of the foreskin of unconseting men. used so if the rabbi sneezes during the castration the child will not loose his shlong

*bright light flashes in the sky*

Idiot 1: Guys!! a Jewish Space Laser!
Idiot 2: They just castrated all the men in the northern hemisphere!!!!
idiot 3: glad i'm circumcised!
all idiots: guffaw

Jewish Space Laser by Lord Fartquadd July 9, 2022

Jewish space laser 

A gay dinosaur

George not found: I am Jewish Space Laser

Jewish space laser by IAmGay123 June 13, 2021

jewish space laser 

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.

I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.

jewish space laser by im u fucking sadist17 February 28, 2021