Jewish Kid
Jewish Kid by #christian April 1, 2019
Jewish kid on christmas
A metaphor and/or simile to describe a situation in which one feels excluded from a ritual, function or event of interest or importance.
Based upon the simple fact that the majority of Americans celebrate christmas, while most Jewish families do not.
This phrase refers to any situation in which an individual is not involved or cannot relate to their peers, and is not restricted to a literal meaning.
Based upon the simple fact that the majority of Americans celebrate christmas, while most Jewish families do not.
This phrase refers to any situation in which an individual is not involved or cannot relate to their peers, and is not restricted to a literal meaning.
Alaskan: I just got my dividend. About $2,000 this year.
Out of state visitor: Man, I hate it when you Alaskans get your dividend checks, I always feel like the jewish kid on christmas.
Hater: Oh my god, that's racist! Why are you always such a racist?
Out of state visitor: um, Jewish people don't celebrate christmas, that's not racism, that's fact. Go read a book dumbass.
Out of state visitor: Man, I hate it when you Alaskans get your dividend checks, I always feel like the jewish kid on christmas.
Hater: Oh my god, that's racist! Why are you always such a racist?
Out of state visitor: um, Jewish people don't celebrate christmas, that's not racism, that's fact. Go read a book dumbass.
Jewish kid on christmas by AK_L48 May 26, 2010
Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid
Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)