Jew Juice

The juice of the jews. Drinking it gives anyone the ability to be a jew for 24 hours

Jordyn gave me some jew juice. I now can finish my taxes.

Jew Juice by Esquimalt.420 October 22, 2010

Jew Juice

A drink to go along with a jew bagel. This generally is orange juice, however, on some occasions, it can be substituted with grape juice or apple juice.

I need some jew juice to wash down my jew bagel, stat!

Jew Juice by True Jew December 26, 2007

Jew Juice

Dr. Brown's Creme Soda (Regular or Diet)

When Spoont returns to Durham, a city that lacks any significant jewish population, he is forced to import cases of diet jew juice from Boca (the jewish capital of the western hemisphere).

Jew Juice by CRoth August 30, 2008

Jew Juice

(V) A jewish person urinating on his or her sex partner and then they lick it off, then transfer from mouth to mouth.

Sabrina loves Jew Juice

Jew Juice by peter dowsett August 19, 2007

Juice Jew 

An individual who is miserly with his or her vape juice.

Randy wouldn't let me hit his Juul, what a Juice Jew!

Juice Jew by washington_foreskins October 15, 2020

jew juicer 

A mixer specifically for the making of Jew juice and/or smoothie

I'm feeling down, some Jew juice is sure to cheer me up. Good thing I have a Jew juicer.

jew juicer by DanTheLittleMan May 21, 2016

Juicy Jew 

A unique alcoholic beverage consisting of 6 ounces of regular Hawaiian Punch, 1.5 ounces of Bacardi (clear) and a splash of lemon juice.

Judas F-ing Priest, this Juicy Jew is fan-freaking-tastic!

Juicy Jew by Case isn't settled yet. May 24, 2009