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Jew Bastard

Someone who is a very manipulative, stingy, penny-pinching, self-righteous snob. Snobby is optional, yet adds to the Jew factor. This term does not mean the person is an actual bastard of a Jewish parent. When the term "Jew" doesn't fit, adding "Bastard" is equivalent to underling the word "Jew".

Jew Bastard also represents an actual Jew that thinks their religion is superior to others, either speaking openly or doing so through actions.

Jew Bastard is the ultimate rape word for someone who is cheap, or will do anything to not throw a coin at anything. Cutting costs by cheating and lying. The term Jew and the act of being stingy is by no means an accident.
Alex stole utensils from Denny's to use in his home, and then continued to berate the waitress for no reason, and failed to leave a tip. In essence Alex is the biggest Jew Bastard to walk the earth on two feet.
Jew Bastard by Ethics Warrior August 14, 2008

Jew Bastard

Anyone imitating, emulating, agreeing with, or not annoyed by a particular dumbass, also known as Lord Packum's the Squire. Sometimes seen "Jewing" on fellow members of the D.S. or vegetating and making ignorant "Jewish" remarks in the most inappropriate of places. Often "Jewing" the final hits from a piece even when it is obvious it is beattums. Acts of Jew-bastardism are punishable by the loss of a singe golden star. It is no accident the act "Jewishness," for all true Jew Bastard stem from the motherland of Greece. Symptoms include stupid grins, random babbling, and the habitual loss and failure to comply with the game of Nose Goes.
FATHER:: "God Dammit, someone spilled a million fucking nerds in back of my S.U.V., and started using my cup holders as ashtrays."

Daughter:: "OMG! What a fucking Jew Bastard."

Father:: "You tell that Jew Bastard, that if he doesn't clean up the nerds and stop ashing in the cup holders, I'm going to cut off his little Jew Bastard balls!"
Jew Bastard by SpeedJunkies March 26, 2009

Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger 

The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.
Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*

Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger 

The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.
Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026