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A drink to go along with a jew bagel. This generally is orange juice, however, on some occasions, it can be substituted with grape juice or apple juice.
I need some jew juice to wash down my jew bagel, stat!
Jew Juice by True Jew December 26, 2007
Related Words
Dr. Brown's Creme Soda (Regular or Diet)
When Spoont returns to Durham, a city that lacks any significant jewish population, he is forced to import cases of diet jew juice from Boca (the jewish capital of the western hemisphere).
Jew Juice by CRoth August 30, 2008
(V) A jewish person urinating on his or her sex partner and then they lick it off, then transfer from mouth to mouth.
Sabrina loves Jew Juice
Jew Juice by peter dowsett August 19, 2007

Juice Jew 

An individual who is miserly with his or her vape juice.
Randy wouldn't let me hit his Juul, what a Juice Jew!
Juice Jew by washington_foreskins October 15, 2020

jew juicer 

A mixer specifically for the making of Jew juice and/or smoothie
I'm feeling down, some Jew juice is sure to cheer me up. Good thing I have a Jew juicer.
jew juicer by DanTheLittleMan May 21, 2016

Juicy Jew 

A unique alcoholic beverage consisting of 6 ounces of regular Hawaiian Punch, 1.5 ounces of Bacardi (clear) and a splash of lemon juice.
Judas F-ing Priest, this Juicy Jew is fan-freaking-tastic!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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