Jew Burger

A bagel, lox (thinly sliced smoked salmon), and cream cheese. Just like the staple of "American cusine" is the hamburger, so too is the bagel, lox, and cream cheese for Jews.

Sunday morning brunch: Mom, please pass me another jew burger with extra schmear!

by Nonny December 28, 2005

Jew Burger

The traditional Jewish staple; a bagel with lox and cream cheese. Just like the hamburger is an American tradition so too is the bagel, lox, and cream cheese for Jews aka the Jew Burger.

At Sunday brunch: Mom, pass me another Jew Burger with extra lox please!

by Nonny December 26, 2005

Jew Burger

Chicken Royale

Paul got a Jew Burger at Burger King today

by rmacd91 October 24, 2012

Jew Burger

A hamburger made with a bagel, and cooked in the oven

I love jew burgers, but sauce drips out the bagel hole and gets all over the place.

by i-mer November 16, 2005

Jew Burger

When a burger gets burnt to the point of ash.

Person 1: hey bro that burger looks kinda burnt

Person 2: yeah it’s a Jew Burger.

by Cheesewheel445 October 13, 2019

Jewburger

adj. A derogatory term used to describe one of many Jewish persons with greasy hair or skin. Often used as slang to describe any person who is avaricious and is sly enough to get away with your posessions.

That damned Jewburger just jacked my TV and I didn't even realize it.

by ELD3Rklink December 16, 2008

Jewburger

A meaningless term that my friend Jose made.

Jose: Shut up you jewburger!
Me: Wtf

by voidsgbm_Phanta December 13, 2021