jett main

a jett main is a absolute wanker and bastard who cries themselves to sleep and finds fun in instalocking, slandering and in general just being a absolute dick. they complain about the team comp when they instalocked themselves and then tries to act cool by doing trickshots but they just fail miserably because that's how much of donkeys they are. they often compare themselves to tenz, but literally suck so bad you go blind from watching their gameplay.

"hey mom! i'm officially coming out as... a jett main!"
"get out of my house you twat! i have no room in my residence for cunts!"

jett main by gidleoutsold June 12, 2022

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Jett Main

The type of person who requests an op of the local egirl and somehow gets it and complains when the sova on the team has more kills than him he is also racist and homophobic just as a added bonus

Jett: Bruh my team is so bad can u guys actually do something
Sova:U have - 2 kills silence
Jett:BUT I'M A JETT MAIN

Jett Main by UwuSussyGirl November 25, 2021

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jett main

A person who is very retardet and toxic. He also never leaves hes house but still gets all the women.

U are a jett main

jett main by Lohe20 August 9, 2022

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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