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Jesusplosion 

1. (n.) a burst of one Jesus or multiple Jesi from a single and relatively compact location.

2. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the Christ Man that results in bodily rupturing, sometimes internal but usually also external, and often on a large scale.

3. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the Christ Man that results in ejaculation, often on a large scale.
1. Look, Timmy's having a Jesusplosion! Look at all the tiny smiling Jesi that are streaming out of his bloody, ragged corpse on their way to the Promised Land.

2. A particularly intense Sunday morning service by Mr. T caused a righteous and massive Jesusplosion today, killing hundreds of devout churchgoers.

3. A particularly intense Sunday morning service by Mr. T caused a righteous and massive Jesusplosion today, satisfying hundreds of devout churchgoers.

jesusposing 

Done mostly among trance and house DJs where one extends the arms as if nailed to a cross and the crowd responds by going apeshit.

Seen repeatedly done by Armin Van Buuren (not that I mind. . . .he's hot *shrugs*) and Tiesto.
RabidFangirl1: HOLY SH--! LOOK AT ARMIN! HE'S JESUSPOSING! *faints*

RabidFangirl2: OMGOMGOMG!! HE ISS!!

Dude1: Oh look, Tiesto's jesusposing! We should go apeshit!
Dudette1: HOLYCRAPSH--! HE IS!! *proceeds to go apeshit*
jesusposing by AvBfan October 24, 2010
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