1. (n.) a burst of one Jesus or multiple Jesi from a single and relatively compact location.
2. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the Christ Man that results in bodily rupturing, sometimes internal but usually also external, and often on a large scale.
3. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the Christ Man that results in ejaculation, often on a large scale.
2. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the Christ Man that results in bodily rupturing, sometimes internal but usually also external, and often on a large scale.
3. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the Christ Man that results in ejaculation, often on a large scale.
1. Look, Timmy's having a Jesusplosion! Look at all the tiny smiling Jesi that are streaming out of his bloody, ragged corpse on their way to the Promised Land.
2. A particularly intense Sunday morning service by Mr. T caused a righteous and massive Jesusplosion today, killing hundreds of devout churchgoers.
3. A particularly intense Sunday morning service by Mr. T caused a righteous and massive Jesusplosion today, satisfying hundreds of devout churchgoers.
2. A particularly intense Sunday morning service by Mr. T caused a righteous and massive Jesusplosion today, killing hundreds of devout churchgoers.
3. A particularly intense Sunday morning service by Mr. T caused a righteous and massive Jesusplosion today, satisfying hundreds of devout churchgoers.
by Lord of the Fries April 20, 2006
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