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jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.
by Eric August 15, 2003
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Jesus on a stick

a weird food they sell at the Korean Presbyterian church down the street
Dude have you had the Jesus on a stick?
yeah man it tastes pretty good
by theczechspam May 9, 2018
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jesus on a stick

my answer to every question i am asked by an adult
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
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my answer to every question my teacher asks
Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick
by Maddy June 14, 2003
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jesus on a stick day

food friday (when jesus died)
by nothing_911 April 13, 2007
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Holy Jesus on a Stick

Used to represent extreme exitement or suprise.

See Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Easy term to explain the crucifiction of the son of God.
by Tompson Versetti May 24, 2004
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Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by SwankSpike April 13, 2006
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