jesus on a stick 

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

jesus on a stick by Eric August 15, 2003

Jesus on a stick 

a weird food they sell at the Korean Presbyterian church down the street

Dude have you had the Jesus on a stick?
yeah man it tastes pretty good

Jesus on a stick by theczechspam May 9, 2018

jesus on a stick 

my answer to every question i am asked by an adult

person: whats your name
me: jesus on a stick

jesus on a stick by Anonymous June 15, 2003

jesus on a stick 

my answer to every question my teacher asks

Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick

jesus on a stick by Maddy June 14, 2003

jesus on a stick day 

food friday (when jesus died)

happy jesus on a stick day!

jesus on a stick day by nothing_911 April 13, 2007

Holy Jesus on a Stick 

Used to represent extreme exitement or suprise.

See Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Easy term to explain the crucifiction of the son of God.

"Screaming Jesus on a Stick!!"

Holy Jesus on a Stick by Tompson Versetti May 24, 2004

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

Exclamation of disbelief.

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by SwankSpike April 13, 2006