Jesus hippie Share definition Flag Someone who smokes pot and talks about the gospel all the time. Basically someone torn between two lifestyles. Everytime I get high with Sarah she starts asking me if I'm saved. She's such a Jesus hippie. Jesus hippie by tragicbeautiful June 27, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Jesus hippie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch