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jesus lover 

1. A christian
esp. a fanatical or ignorant one.
Damn jesus lovin bumper stickers. I aint goin to ya Jesus Lovin church you stinkin Jesus Lover!
jesus lover by Kim and Kathy June 27, 2003

jesus lover 

someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.
person one: are you religious?

person two: no, but i believe in god

person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover
jesus lover by l_istall January 30, 2024

jesuslover

someone who uses the lame excuse "it's part of God's plan" for everything that goes wrong. They oppose basic women's rights (the right to choose) and voted for George Bush, the stupidest president ever.
Someone to avoid. Like Ned Flanders with Dubya's values.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026