Meeting a cute girl who seems like she's into you only to be completely turned off from her upon reading that she describes herself as a "jesus freak" on her facebook/myspace.
dude1: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you've had your eye on for a while?"
dude2: "total jesus freak scenario man. don't bring that shit up"
dude2: "total jesus freak scenario man. don't bring that shit up"
by asdfasdf212 September 28, 2011
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