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Jesstons are usually very funny and lovable guys they are the type to be a big brother figure. Get you a Jesston like mine, just not mine.
Jesston by ACDC16 July 30, 2018

Jesserene 

A sweet, shy girl but once you get to know her she is funny and awesome. She short but that won’t stop her from working it. She is one of those girls who always brings a lunchbox to school from Vera Bradly. In 1st period she is quite but in 2nd period she is wild and crazy. She LOVES gymnastics and she’s really good at it too. She replaces her “r” with a “w”. She is always wearing a hoodie and leggings.
Jesserene
Jesserene by Hithere_Helloperson February 4, 2020

Jesseonia 

She bad but disloyal.She one of a kind .She don’t let people in because she scared to be hurt.She learning to give people chances.She very beautiful.All the boys swoon over her .But she pull both genders .She’s gorgeous and don’t deserve to be played or heart broke...
Jesseonia is a beautiful lady.
Jesseonia by Cakesfakids September 17, 2019

jesselton 

A young man who posted on social media that he has never been rick-rolled, only to be bombarded by Rick rolls for the rest of his life.
It's 2021, how are you rick-rolled again? You're such a Jesselton!
jesselton by fluffypork November 22, 2021
An online handle, for a twitch streamer/content creator.
Jesstonic is now live!
Jesstonic by Bottombagcrumbs November 22, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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