A bad ass muthafuckin guitar player for the Minneapolis funk band The Time. Went Solo in 1986 with the bomb ass album Shockadelica. He rejoined The Time in 1990 for their album, Pandamonium. Left again, probably after Morris Day treated him like an asshole.
Jesse Johnson no longer plays with The Time? All they have is Morris and Jerome? Only a Cracka would pay $45 bucks to see them!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.