Jerwey

A shady guy with a heart full of jealousy. He has no swag nor money but what he does have are a pair of nice Dora shoes that he wears everywhere, even to sleep. By the way he is a bimbo.

Oh my god, Jerwey is SHOOK.

Jerwey by DancingChickens August 29, 2018

Jerwey

A very nice friend that can get jealous very often. This person may ignore you if they get bored but can be a great friend when he is ingaged. Sometimes he can be a bitch and a fake friend but you will manage. He usually doesn't give a shit about you but its not like you give a shit about him.

Wow! Jerwey you are so good!

Jerwey by DancingChickens February 28, 2019

Jerwey

A shady guy with a heart full of jealousy. He has no swag nor money but what he does have is a nice pair of Dora shoes that he wears everywhere, even when he takes a huge shit after eating Chipotle.

Jerwey ran quickly to the bathroom after he had a little too much Chipotle.

Jerwey followed @twicetastic_once

Jerwey by DancingChickens August 29, 2018

New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022

Jersey Stomp 

This is when your mate from Jersey is goosed out his mind at an after party and like out of nowhere he legs begin to stomp to imaginary music in his head. This new disco move is set to sweep the nation, everyone should join in

my mate Gerry was going wild last night at the party - he was certainly doing that new phenomenon the 'Jersey Stomp'

Jersey Stomp by Cockney Sparrow April 12, 2012

jersey 6 

a girl from New Jersey that is a 6 on the 1-10 scale, thus meaning since she is slightly better than average, yet far from the top of the scale, she is reduced such exploits as blowing someone under the table of a Seaside Heights bar, or giving access to the back door for the budget price of a Jagerbomb and a place to sleep. They are usually sloppy drunk at the end of the night, and are often seen lighting the wrong end of a cigarette.

Joey: I banged a Jersey 6 last night.

Vinny: I know, bro. She was blowing me.

jersey 6 by Robbie BigSlick September 3, 2010

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019