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Jerry Squires 

Jerry Squires, a legendary figure hailing from the small town of Buckhannon, West Virginia, has captivated the imaginations of locals with his extraordinary life story. Despite facing immense hardships, Jerry's resilience and indomitable spirit have made him a symbol of hope and redemption. Born into a humble family, Jerry's life took a tumultuous turn as he started smoking meth and watching porn in jawbone park and found himself living on the streets, grappling with the weight of his circumstances.

However, it was during his darkest moments that Jerry's remarkable journey began to unfold. Despite his struggles, he discovered solace in hanging out with the local middle schooler's and buying them alcohol and stealing from CVS. This newfound source of inspiration ignited a profound transformation within him. Jerry's unwavering faith and determination to overcome his addiction propelled him on a path of self-discovery and redemption.

As word of Jerry's incredible story spread throughout Buckhannon, the community rallied behind him, offering support and encouragement. Inspired by his unwavering faith and the transformative power of his experiences, a local author took it upon themselves to write a Bible that chronicled Jerry's remarkable journey. This unique testament to Jerry's resilience and the power of faith became known as "The Bible Of Jerry Squires," a symbol of hope and inspiration for those facing their own battles.
"Yo i heard Jerry Squires is at jawbone lets get him to buy us some liquor"
Jerry Squires by jon lahey September 12, 2023
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026