Me: Boy I sure love jello, and blue is my favorite color.
Asian Kid: Werr if you rike brue and you rike jerro, why not try Brue Jerro?
Me: Haha I "wirr" thank you!
A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.