by Alexander Papsmear April 07, 2005
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The tough, dried skin on your foot (either from a blister or a corn) that, when peeled off, is then eaten or chewed on.
by Sinnerviewer February 15, 2012
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by simpsonator and snowflake October 05, 2009
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A Female over the age of 42. This "jerky treat" was at one point an atractive young lady. HOWEVER, years of over tanning, smoking and drinking, has given her skin a dry loose feel. The skin's color has yet to be defined. Also by definition the true "jerky treat" still thinks she's HOT!!
The hard laugh, followed by a chunky sounding cough is a sure sign a "jerky treat" is nearby.
The hard laugh, followed by a chunky sounding cough is a sure sign a "jerky treat" is nearby.
Skin= Looks like the beef jerky in that bucket at your corner store.
Skin= Feels like a piece of bacon in a condom.
The lady at work that talks dirty to you on her way to smoke break.
Jerky Treats drink Tons of Red Wine OR Vodka. The Red Wine drinker says "they are not big drinkers" BUT 6 glasses later their left breast has oozed out on the table and they are spitting when they talk.
Skin= Feels like a piece of bacon in a condom.
The lady at work that talks dirty to you on her way to smoke break.
Jerky Treats drink Tons of Red Wine OR Vodka. The Red Wine drinker says "they are not big drinkers" BUT 6 glasses later their left breast has oozed out on the table and they are spitting when they talk.
by Scott B June 27, 2006
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by MilkyLicker July 28, 2004
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by The Return of Light Joker September 20, 2009
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While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.
I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.
by Big Dave69 September 17, 2009
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