The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.

Dried birth waste used as a delicatessen.

a hard booger that is stuck to the inside your nose that is dried up. Resembles a mini slice of bacon. booger style.

An ultimately great dried meat snack for awesomely-delicious taste!

Skin that peels off your dick, caused by too much masturbating.

A slang term for yo penis.

The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.