Jerking off Stalefish 

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

Jerking off Stalefish by CollaBear June 12, 2012

jerking off stalefish 

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.

I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.

jerking off stalefish by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007

Jerking off stalefish 

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

Jerking off stalefish by nathan May 13, 2005

Jerking off stalefish 

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

Jerking off stalefish by Valo January 1, 2005

Jerking off stalefish 

without lubrication, just raw.

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.

Jerking off stalefish by Fredwasright October 10, 2005

Jerkin' off Stalefish 

The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.

yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.

Jerkin' off Stalefish by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011