Jerkin' my Johnson

1. Getting screwed over.

2. Beatin' the meat.

1. Jimmy: I think I'm going to burn your house down, kill your children, and steal your wife.

Matt: Man, your really jerkin' my johnson right now.

2. Guy: I think I'm gonna go jerk my johnson after watching some porn.

by hockeyinsane44 October 16, 2009